Obama Invites Muslim Kid To Show Him Ticking Clock Device, White House Immediately Goes Into Lockdown
OK, so everyone is freaking out about Ahmed today. Liberals are screaming that it’s never suspicious that a Muslim kid might have a bomb-looking clock, and right-wing extremists are screaming that all Muslims should be beaten with clocks.
Here’s my position:
Ugh. Clock-NoClock debate is worse than Blue/Gold Dress. Only the dumbest people scream the loudest.
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) September 16, 2015
On the other hand, Obama knows immediately that the kid is innocent, even though it usually takes him days to read about world events in the newspaper before he can say, “I’d rather not comment as the investigation continues.”
Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.
— President Obama (@POTUS) September 16, 2015
Hey thanks, idiot-in-chief. I wonder if he’ll let every dude named Ahmed waltz into the White House without Secret Service background checks to show him ticking devices.
Oh wait, maybe he did!!
BREAKING: White House on lockdown, reason not clear; Obama not in White House: witness
— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) September 16, 2015
C’mon dude, call ahead. Sheesh.
There are all sorts of videos and stuff at the Right Scoop if you wanna know more about Ahmed’s ticking clock-not-bomb.