Catholic Mass Might Become Opiate for Commie Castro

I’m not sure if I completely believe this, but Commie atheist Raul Castro says that he’s been so impressed with the current Pope that he might convert to Catholicism.

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Will Catholic mass become an opiate for the commie? (get it?!)

Uhm, yeah right. I’m all about miraculous conversations but Christians of every denomination were oppressed by the Communist regime and now Raul wants us to believe he’s turning to Jesus all of a sudden? It happened to Saul of Tarsus and to Constantine, but I think it’s far more likely that this is a ruse to make gullible liberals believe the commies are softening. I saw we nuke them.

Just kidding. About the nuke part.

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