Tight-Faced Bette Midler Blames Congress, Republicans, For Colorado Shooting

Washed up actress was able to mumble through her taut plastic surgery face to her hired help to tweet a condemnation against Republicans and Congress for the shooting in Colorado yesterday.

Now there’s absolutely no evidence that any of this animated the crazy shooter, who apparently is a transgender weirdo, but that doesn’t stop Botox Bette from placing the blame squarely on conservatives. Maybe they pulled the skin on her face so tight on her last facelift that they squeezed to death her remaining two semi-functioning brain cells. Heheheh.

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