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A Latina Rachel Dolezal! Alec Baldwin’s wife Hilaria gets CAUGHT LYING about her race!!

Oh boy. Santa Claus must have decided that I was a good little Mexican this year, because he brought me the greatest blogger present I could have ever asked for.

The wife of my arch-nemesis Alec Baldwin has admitted that she has been lying about being “Latina” for years.

Yes, it’s a Latina Rachel Dolezal, or I guess that would be a “Raquel Dolezaldriguez.”  😂

This all started when Twitter started mocking Raquel for pretending not to know what the English word for cucumber is, while faking a Spanish accent:

Now, she’s whining because people are criticizing her, and pretending as if she never tried to sound Hispanic (from Yahoo News):

“I’ve seen chatter online questioning my identity and culture. This is something I take very seriously, and for those who are asking — I’ll reiterate my story, as I’ve done many times before,” said Baldwin. “I was born in Boston and grew up spending time with my family between Massachusetts and Spain. My parents and sibling live in Spain and I chose to live here, in the USA.”

And….

“Yes, I am a white girl … Europe has a lot of white people in there. My family is white. Ethnically, I am a mix of many many many things,” she said. “Culturally, I grew up with two cultures. So it’s really as simple as that.”

NO IT’S NOT SIMPLE WHEN YOU’RE PRETENDING NOT TO SPEAK ENGLISH! LOLOL!!

As expected, Twitter is having a day on the news:

😂 😂 😂

Oh there’s so much here. For those who don’t know, I got into a pretty epic Twitter feud with Alec Baldwin in 2012, which you can read here. Now, that kind of thing happens all the time, right? Who cares?

Well it got more insane when I figured out that Baldwin was tweeting under a sock puppet account to attack me and other people who were criticizing him.

Under that account, which was named Victoria (there might be underlying gender confusion issues there and I want to be sensitive to Alec’s condition), Alec accused me of being a fake Mexican!!!

YES, THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED:

Those tweets were deleted after I outed him, and he deleted the account, but the links still exist here. 

So, how ironic is it that Alec Baldwin accused ME of being a fake Mexican, and he’s married to a FAKE LATINA!! LOL!! Even better, he tweeted that accusation against me while tweeting as a woman!!

Sometimes I really love Twitter.

[hat tip to @politicsofamy]