Sooperpodcast #449!! Catsup on candy corn kitchen fingers!!

THIS WEEK el Sooper and Jess talk about the love language of cats, also a thorough assessment of the virtues and evils of candy corn. Ma’am. There are kitchen fingers and then el Sooper goes on about PORTS and the development of shipping containers wow!! We go back, way back, to a previous guest and discuss at length the sources of all our supply chain issues. THEN el sooper definitely forgets to erase a thing that he should not have said at all. LOOK FOR IT! It happens when you least expect it. ALSO the contradiction at the heart of the Critical Race Theory debate and also that dude from the Associated Press is real jack@$$!! And we talk about the View! And there is a bad word. Sorry. Also bad photograph podcasting. HOW MEXCITING! Go listen now.

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Sooperpodcast 446!! The cravings slave tortoise and the ratchet ghetto raccoon!!

THIS WEEK we got the candied yam ma’am Jessica Heddings, and we discuss how she is a cravings slave!! Also el Sooper encourages people to drink grass, even though he drinks a trans-margarita, and then there’s a very sad Halloween decoration on a budget report. Then el sooper chokes again and then gives us a history lesson about money-lending and what Aristotle told the Catholics. WOW! Also crass commercialism and the horrible free market. ALSO we have a great conversation about a controversy surrounding a hit netflix foreign movie with subtitles. IT’S GREAT!!! Also el sooper defends the free market. Again. THen he defends the two Petito cops!! WOW! Go listen now!!

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SooperPodcast #445! The candied yams ma’am and ratchet wannabe trans-margarita!!

This WEEK we got a JESS and we talk a lot about how old we are and our ailments, just like old people!! Drink your leafy greens and defund your butts!! El Sooper gets hit by a trans-margarita, who was NOT a margarita on her birth certificate, he gets falsely accused of being a gout-spreader, and then we talk some CSI:Cat edition. ALSO there’s the first part of a new four part weekly segment!! Then el SOoper discusses his big problem with disappearing indigenous people and the conspiracy theory twitter brain thinking that has ensnared the liberals. ALSO el Sooper chokes on almond live on the podcast!! And he blames nurse Jilly for it. WOW!! All this and more on the this week’s edition of the SooperTransMargaritaCast!!

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Sooperpodcast 444!! AusUsUk and plural holocaustuses!!

THIS WEEK we have a Jess and we talk about whether 2020 is worse or better than 2021!! It’s a pretty great time. We talk a lot about how awful everything is, and then we talk AOC at the Met Gala, also el Sooper talks about how the horrible horrible humanitarian crisis at the border and also the horrible horrible humanitarian crisis in Afghanistan that no one cares about! WOW! Also we thank the New York Times. Don’t cancel us. ALSO we talk about the FDA and the Aususuk, the UkAusus, the USdoctorOCK tripartite agreement for nuclear subs that are not nuclear. WOW!! Then el Sooper talks about how he was so so right about the Sept. 18 protest, so you’re gonna be subjected to that. Then there’s the greatest twitter thread of kids saying creepy stuff ever!! You’ll love it. It’s early Halloween stuff. Enjoy! You must go listen now!!

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SooperPodcast #443!! Elevagators and Alligavators!!

THIS WEEK we got another stirring podcast for you, but mostly it’s full of Jessica angrily denouncing Biden over the debacle in Afghanistan. Not so much fun. THEN el Sooper makes fun of the pillow guy some more. And the Kraken Lady and also Lin Manuel!! Also let’s see, there’s alligator news and elevator news and we combine them together for laughs!! Then there’s the stripper girl powerpoint and the two-month delta cycle!! Also there’s some personal Jess disaster hurricane news!! Also are air conditioners making us weak?! Also there are cows in trees, and then El Sooper talks about modern day John Adams!! And it is very depressing. Go forth and betray the cause!! Also listen to the podcast now!!

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SooperPodcast #442!! Possum king and gypsy cat

OK so we’re a little late this week because WOW is politics depressing. Anyway we finally get down to business, and unfortunately, we talk about Afghanistan for a long time. We apologize. THEN we talk about slightly less depressing stuff that we can make fun of, like the origins of the sad gypsy cat and how el Sooper became KING of the possums!! Sorry Matt. Also there’s a Matt update and el Sooper does a Matt impersonation which everyone loves. Also I discover that Ben Dreyfuss is my Afghanistan, then we talk some landlord stuff and also Y the last man and also Clarissa Ward and the case of the stupid Twitter gotcha-brains!! Also we tackle the wokey-ban. WOKEY-BAN!! You must listen go listen now.

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SooperPodcast #441!! Frustration in cahoots of death and a catsupjunky!!

WE ARE BACK!! We are back to come and GETT’R with our gweets!! Get ready for some gweets while we say goodbye to the fleets!! This week we talk all about the great big COVID mess! WOW!! That’s not a lot of fun. It’s all just frustration and death and catsup junkies. Then we talk some China and Olympics, is that right? Not sure. Also Andrew Cuomo is a hot mess and we got the return of lickerish!! We got some MATT updates and joy thieving puppies, and then we all HIPAA violate each other. Also I tell a crackhead story! ALSO the strange saga of New Mexico House of Representatives Speaker and Whip Rep. Sheryl Williams Stapleton (D-Corruption)!!! And all them damn foreigners are bringing the hoax virus across our borders!! Enjoy, we’re back!!

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SooperPodcast #440!! Dislap gweets with joy thieving puppies and catsup!!

THIS WEEK we had a Jess on, and we talked about dislap, the best decorating product in Tartarus. Also we talk slow Norwegian tourist show for some reason and the gweets, get your gweets. There’s a little bit about the kraken lady, and some kracks, and the Gettr version of Catsup and honestly, where the heck did catsup come from?! Also slow-TV and joy-thieving puppies. Go gettr some catsup!! 

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SooperPodcast #439! Marco peacock Deion Warwicks!

THIS WEEK we get Jess yet again!! WOW!! We talk about Don DeSantis a lot, because someone made us!! Also some Joe Rogan talk, and a lot about Jonah Goldberg forcing me to watch pornographic cable television scenes… indirectly. WOW! You have to listen right now!!

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SooperPodcast #437!! Loud feral peacocks sauntering along

THIS WEEK we have the illustrious petite sophisticate Jessica Heddings on the show!! And it didn’t take a month to do it! WOW! We mostly bore you with details from our lives and then we get into the nittiest of gritties!! Glorious glorious politics!! El Sooper explains why that incredibly popular conspiracy theory thread about single family homes being bought up by nefarious scheming corporation is mostly a bunch of bollocks. Excuse my foreign language. Then we talk some peacock, so I hope you’re ready for some peacock talk!! Including a peacock impression. Also what’s the deal with all of this unemployment? And wages going up and everything going up?! And what’s the deal with this Chipotle raisin’ their prices?! Go forth and listen with nary a care!! Also el Sooper explains frothiness and we don’t mean his beer. Now go get some used eggs.

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SooperPodcast #435!! Les Petit Catsup Sophisticates!

THIS WEEK WE HAVE THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF…. Jessica Heddings. Which is what you wanted, right? That’s… who you wanted to return to the podcast. Jess. Yes. Jess. ALSO there is a SooperMexican and we talk mostly about the mystery of the etymological origin of catsup. Then we have almond updates and then Jessica forces el Sooper to talk about the lab leak theory and we’re not talkin’ incontinent labrador dogs. Also el Sooper talks his favorite topic – the newest conspiracy theories that are gnawing at the very fabric of our glorious Republic and destroying our faith in the pillars of society! Wooohoo!! Also we talk some flamin’ Fauci email material. Also there is Christ consciousness and the DUMBs you have to hear about the DUMBs!!! There are explosions. It’s great, and it’s what the public demanded, kinda. Also a girl shoved a bear. Enjoy.

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SooperPodcast #345!! The more attention you pay to it, the more real it becomes

THIS WEEK we try to catch up on the last three weeks of news, but really we just do the last thirty minutes or so. We talk about the Barr continuing to get Gaetz, and also Giuliani’s arrest. Then EL SOOPER pontificates about how terrible social media is and how it’s not really real and how we can ALL DEFEAT IT. Without signing off. ALSO el sooper talks about the final answer to the minimum wage debate! WOW!! ALSO there’s the great United Karen Army, and some other stuff too. Then we basically recap the great podcast that I heard last week. AND also what happens when my friends and family ask me about politics, it’s a HOOT!! Also more economics and the economy and wow it’s so great go listen right now!!

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SooperPodcast #433!! Killer car kiosk caution and roundabout shenanigans

This week we talk about great conservative men who have choked on small bite size foodstuffs, and also the Wander Woman, both episodes, and then there’s a lot of poor chosely, and update on the progress on the tiny knob museum. Then there’s a lot of joy thievery articles including a horrible kiosk skull crushing. ALSO there’s a charming story about the terrible composer Philip Glass and how Twitter is stupid and ruins it. Then there’s a PSA for the people and we talk about gay Captain America and what he would be a hundred years ago. Then there’s some roundabout chicanery and el Sooper defends self-absorbed selfies (again) and revitalizing Instagram hipsters, also we have fanmail that it not really fanmail. Yay. The we stole content from Buzzfeed because we hate that they steal content from twitter. Wait. Anyway ENJOY your somewhat-weekly hit of wisdom and knowledge wow!! 

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Sooperpodcast #432!! Fake outrages, meme hilarity and soul-sucking joy thievery!!

THIS WEEK we find out they are always listening all the time, and we have a Jess but no Matt, though we talk about him at length, then we talk about good news and bad news about our listeners, yes that is YOU we’re talking about!! Then we talk about the supposed story that Soop told about using the wrong word. We tell the people. Also you poor chosely, dammit! Then we talk about how them Southerners are just like us Messicans and the species dysphoria also lascivious snickering. Wow! Then there’s the big green screen Biden conspiracy theory!! And Hallmark Bezos ex, also someone stole the old chip off the old blockbuster, and then more on the little museum and a Bill Gates sooper-spiracy also spuds have no gender and racist depictions of Asians! What? WOW!! We have everything!! You have to listen right now probably wow!!

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