Reality TV Star in a Lettuce Bikini Passing Out Vegan Hot Dogs in D.C. – Just Click Already
A scantily clad Courtney Stodden, whom the internets tell me is a reality TV star, made some Washington DC staffers very nervous today when she pulled a publicity stunt for PETA involving a lettuce leaf bikini and free vegan hot dogs. Women were offended, men were befuddled, but everyone was entertained. Here are some pics and tweets:
Taking off! Washington, D.C. Here I come ✈️✈️✈️✈️
— Courtney Stodden (@CourtneyStodden) July 15, 2014
"You glow when you sweat." — Courtney Stodden
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014
"Oh Jesus." – Staffer upon seeing Courtney Stodden. pic.twitter.com/pVZimZFvbp
— Sarah Anne Hughes (@dcistsarah) July 16, 2014
OMG Capitol Police vs. Courtney Stodden. Best.Day.Ever. pic.twitter.com/vr5nHIwobX
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014
The amused look of everyone's faces is making this sadder.
— Sarah Anne Hughes (@dcistsarah) July 16, 2014
Insert Anthony Weiner joke in 3…2…1… Cc @bennyjohnson pic.twitter.com/UL9BivhVTW
— Advance Guy Notes (@AdvanceGuyNotes) July 16, 2014
Courtney Stodden wearing only a lettuce bikini serving veggie hotdogs at a #PETA event today in DC. pic.twitter.com/baftVNP5kg
— k i a n a (@Lestruth) July 16, 2014
PETA worker bumps into Stodden, "oh you just hit my boob!" She says. "Yep, it was pretty solid," says the PETA worker
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014
"Animals are apart of us." — Courtney Stodden
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014
"I'm gonna go feed these staffers some weenies." — Courtney Stodden
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014
Line of Hill staffers down the block waiting for a Stodden dog pic.twitter.com/OgrOqGVSl4
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014
This will be a productive interview! pic.twitter.com/TEa50ndR6E
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014
"I would love to make @BarackObama vegan." — Courtney Stodden
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014
Awkward, nervous staffers eating Courtney Stodden hot dogs is the peak of my D.C. existence
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014
Yay! American activism! pic.twitter.com/YlPRMuaPKN
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 16, 2014
Thankfully, there was an active counter-protest!
While Stodden’s goal was reportedly to “make Obama a vegan,” that is not going to happen unless they can engineer soy to taste like Golden Retriever.
God bless America.
