‘Now I Am Become DEATH, Destroyer of Worlds’ – Hillary Announces Presidential Campaign
It’s DONE! SHE HAS ANNOUNCED! Prepare the tiara!!!
The Hildebeast (as Michelle Obama reportedly calls her) was supposed to tweet the beginning of her campaign to be coronated first harridan president of these United States, but somehow she screwed that up too! Instead they sent out an email. Whatever.
I think I heard an angel blowing a trumpet and hoof beats too, but that might have been my imagination.
AFTER THREE AND A HALF HOURS SHE TWEETED!!
It’s historically boring!!!
And here are some of my favorite Hillary stories from the Sooper-archives!
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