mizzou university of missouri racism

KKK HYSTERIA Grips Mizzou Campus!! Student Prez CONFIRMS KKK Attacks, Then Says Stop Spreading Rumors!!

Blacks everywhere are fearing for their lives as rumors that hordes of KKK armies are marching up and down the University of Missouri campus are spreading like wildfire on social media.

Now none of that is actually happening, but it doesn’t matter, it’s a hysteria. So join in the fun.

Here’s a Facebook post from the Student Association President confirming the presence of the KKK on campus:

mizzou tweet kkk

Everybody freaked out, because clearly white people are letting racists pillage and murder everybody all over the place:

That’s so scary!! If only there was some way that young people might take video or audio of the KKK and post them on some sort of information data device or… network of some kind!! Ah well maybe someday we’ll have such technological marvels.

I guess we’re just gonna have to take these reports on face value.. oh wait.. wait…

Oh. So it was an unconfirmed rumor. Darn. Well I think we should all panic anyway.


There are reports of students evacuating and fleeing the campus. If that’s the case, it’s because of stupid rumors, not because of a real threat.

mizzou tweet

[h/t to Hapax Legomenon]

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  • George

    Bunch of lying thieving affirmative action miscreants.
    NO bHo
    NO AMnesty
    NO islam

  • WHMay

    Apparently, the sight of the KKK roaming the campus causes the students to forget they have a 21st-Century communications device in their hands.

  • TontineMe

    If I was a student on that campus or a parent with a student I would seriously consider transferring to another school- the well has been poisoned – and any wounds will be reopened every time a mouse of anything remotely not PC runs across that campus- crazy place.

  • ScienceABC123

    Lies, lies, and more lies. For starting this panic Payton Head should at least be removed from his position as Student Association President. If I were in charge of Mizzou I’d expel him for creating an unsafe campus, that would also serve to show to many of these students that they will be held ‘responsible’ for their actions.

  • creeper

    That institution is melting down. It’s hard to see a problem with that, though.

  • Capt_Morgan

    The kkk is right next to the fake poopstika.

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    McMizzou, soon to be the new McMorehouse. Would you like fries with that degree?

  • mathewsjw

    maybe the millionaire socialist Payton Head will throw a few dollars at them

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  • mark hauser

    Yea, because you prefer to eat real poopsicles.

  • Capt_Morgan

    Where have you been? That comment is two years old, it still stands though. It was a fake hoax. BTW, Missouri enrollment is down over 20% since then.