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Donald Trump Is Going Nuclear-Stupid On Twitter Like We All Knew He Would Eventually!!

El Trumpo is having a full blown freak out on Twitter against Ted Cruz. There are four stages so far in this social media political war.

1) THE OPENING VOLLEY FROM EL TRUMPO

How is this any different from people pointing out two of his wives were immigrants? It’s only tangentially connected.

Again, the Donald is just desperately grasping at straws here. Had Ted Cruz told one crowd that he was for gay marriage and another against, he might be hypocritical, but that’s not the case.

2) THE TEDNADO RESPONDS CALMLY AND CLEVERLY

Here’s now CNN reports Ted’s response:

Cruz declined to comment on the Times report when asked by a CNN reporter during an appearance in Columbia, South Carolina on Friday. But speaking to reporters at a church not far from Charlotte on Saturday, Cruz, who once declined to attack Trump, shed any caution he may have had about laying into his top rival.

“I would note that Donald’s record does not match what he says as a candidate,” Cruz said, gamely tackling questions he routinely swatted away for seven months.

Cruz also aggressively ridiculed Trump’s obsession with the latest opinion surveys, saying that Trump’s attacks on Twitter come because he is “dismayed” about a recent NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll showing a competitive race.

“I imagine it pulled him out of bed this morning and send him tweeting and tweeting and tweeting,” he said. “I think in terms of a commander in chief, we ought to have someone who isn’t springing out of bed to tweet in a frantic response to the latest poll.

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Cruz referred repeatedly to an interview Trump did with NBC News’ Tim Russert 17 years ago, in which he defines his “New York values” as distinct from “Iowa values.” Cruz said those values — pro-abortion rights, including supporting partial birth abortion and pro-gay marriage — explained Trump’s world view. And he dredged up the former Democrat’s donation history to some of the state’s leading politicians, including Hillary Clinton.

“Given the fact that for much of his life, Donald was financially supporting those politicians — writing checks to Hillary Clinton, writing checks to Andrew Cuomo — it is a fair inference that he supports their policies,” Cruz said.

The Texas senator, then asked for some differences on national security between him and Trump, offered that was unaware of what Trump’s foreign policy is.

“To be honest, I don’t know what Donald’s position is,” Cruz said.

BOOM!!

Oddly, the full statement is a little different as the reporting above cut out a few sentences:

After this, Mark Levin jumped in and warned Trump to cut the crap, as I posted at the Right Scooooop.

3) THE DONALD SLURPS DOWN SOME METH AND FOUR LOKO AND STRIKES BACK!!

Maybe because they believe in other things too? That’s kinda how you do politics – you prioritize your political preferences, because unless you’re an unthinking mindless zombie, you’re never going to agree 100% with a politician. Oh wait.. that reminds me of…

What the hell? Is he really saying Ted Cruz should be kicked out of politics? He’s going rabid foaming at the mouth!!! Call a medic!!!

Weird, he hasn’t asked this of Hillary.

This guy has flip flopped on nearly every conservative issue in the last ten years and he’s casting stones from the most fragile of glass houses. I think he’s trying to drag Cruz into the gutter because he thinks he can best him in a contest of who can be dirtier. I doubt Cruz will take the bait.

4!!!! THE DONALD GOES STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL PREQUEL BATS#IT INSANE!!!

And then… the coup’d’crap….

Dude. Are you serious right now. Damn.

I’m not a big fan of the Trump, but it’s pretty clear that he’s just plain losing it here.

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