Why Can’t Sandra Fluke Get Contraception at Planned Parenthood?

While contemplating deeply the slutspiracy against Rush Limbaugh, I came upon the following ephiphany:


Tom Reynolds did a little bit of googling to answer my question. Apparently this is beyond the ability of horndog Georgetown Law students, who just don’t have time to get on a computer and find the nearest cheap source of contraceptives unless some Catholic entity is forced to provide it for them. I can only imagine how difficult it is for a non-slut like Sandra Fluke to brave the traffic whilst fending off her random paramours.

Well, I wasn’t the only person who thought this:

But, in fairness, I probably was the first Latino Conservative to think of it.