Why Can’t Sandra Fluke Get Contraception at Planned Parenthood?

While contemplating deeply the slutspiracy against Rush Limbaugh, I came upon the following ephiphany:

@SooperMexican According to Google Maps PP is 1.7 miles from Georgetown Law. 31 minute walk. 26 minutes if you take the bus & walk 4 blocks.

— Tom Reynolds (@Beregond) March 12, 2012

 

Tom Reynolds did a little bit of googling to answer my question. Apparently this is beyond the ability of horndog Georgetown Law students, who just don’t have time to get on a computer and find the nearest cheap source of contraceptives unless some Catholic entity is forced to provide it for them. I can only imagine how difficult it is for a non-slut like Sandra Fluke to brave the traffic whilst fending off her random paramours.

Well, I wasn’t the only person who thought this:

But, in fairness, I probably was the first Latino Conservative to think of it.