Stop Tweet Theft NOW!!!
The art of identifying tweet thieves is a difficult one. You can’t assume that just because someone makes the same joke as another that they stole it. But when the wording is exactly the same? Hmmmmmm….
July 29th, 3:38Pm
12 year olds are having sex and i can’t even order in mcdonalds without panicking
— pizza (@electradical) July 29, 2013
13 year olds are having sex & I can’t order food at McDonalds without having a panic attack
— Merman (@HiAleex) July 29, 2013
A few hours later:
12 year olds are having sex and doing drugs, and i can’t even order in McDonalds without panicking
— Tony Pipenbacher (@Tpip3s) July 29, 2013
people my age are having sex and i can’t even order in mcdonalds without panicking
— queen tasha (@ohwowbrooks) July 31, 2013
A Muslim tweet thief from the UK!!! Cut her tweeting thumbs off!!
I don’t understand how 12 year olds are having sex and I can’t even order in Mc Donalds without panicking Lord have mercy
— ♥ Hσ∂σ δαℓαн™ ♥ (@HodoSalah) August 2, 2013
12 year olds are having sex and i can’t even order in mcdonalds without panicking
— no (@tbhjuststop) August 2, 2013
No retweets for you, Marly… everyone knows you be thievin!!
12 year olds are having sex and i can’t even order in mcdonalds without panicking….
— Marly Hanna ⚓ (@Marly_MarsBars) August 3, 2013
12 year olds are having sex and i can’t even order in mcdonalds without panicking
— Mika Michelle✌ (@MmichelleMika) August 3, 2013
People, don’t steal tweets. It takes savory and delicious retweets out of the mouths of us hard-working, sweat-browed witty twitter users. And if I’m ever elected el Presidente, you shall all be mexecuted.