BREAKING: They’re Dropping Like Lying Flies!! Jay Carney Out as Press Secretary
Jay Carney can’t take the pressure anymore! Deputy Press Secretary Josh Earnest will take over for the lying liar in charge of lying lies for the liar-in-chief. Congratulations! Here’s some people on Twitter saying funny things:
Breaking: Jay Carney to leave WH, manage son's boy band
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 30, 2014
Jay Carney's resignation sure took focus off VA for WH reporters.
— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) May 30, 2014
Jay Carney is leaving as press sec. I am going to miss his scrambling to @edhenryTV 's questions
— Adam Housley (@adamhousley) May 30, 2014
Of all the lickspittles who ever licked spittle, Jay Carney was the lickspittliest.
— Daniel Foster (@DanFosterType) May 30, 2014
Jay Carney leaving his job to spend more time with the truth.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) May 30, 2014
Obama Spokesmodel Jay Carney is stepping down. Wonder which news org will hire him and pretend the last few years of lies didn't happen?
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) May 30, 2014
Jay Carney will no longer be press secretary because he wants to start a Soviet poster interior decorating shop.
— Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) May 30, 2014
Wow. Even Jay Carney can't take Obama anymore.
— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) May 30, 2014
Jay Carney leaving the White House to spend more time with his Soviet propaganda posters at home.
— Boss Tweet (@texasbryanp) May 30, 2014
Jay Carney must have finally gotten sick of Valerie Jarrett giving him swirlies.
— Dan Joseph (@DanJoseph78) May 30, 2014
Jay Carney resigns? Did Mephistopheles retract the deal?
— AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) May 30, 2014
Jay Carney is such a habitual liar that I'm not going to believe he has resigned until he says he hasn't.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) May 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/dondalynn/status/472441658227703809
For his years of loyal service, Jay Carney will receive a gold-plated framed lie from POTUS.
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) May 30, 2014
The @PressSec Office's loss is @MSNBC's gain.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) May 30, 2014
Jay Carney’s replacement, Josh Earnest, has been a Special Assistant to the president, Deputy Press Secretary, and was a Press Secretary for President Obama’s re-election campaign.
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