THIS WEEK we got the candied yam ma’am Jessica Heddings, and we discuss how she is a cravings slave!! Also el Sooper encourages people to drink grass, even though he drinks a trans-margarita, and then there’s a very sad Halloween decoration on a budget report. Then el sooper chokes again and then gives us a history lesson about money-lending and what Aristotle told the Catholics. WOW! Also crass commercialism and the horrible free market. ALSO we have a great conversation about a controversy surrounding a hit netflix foreign movie with subtitles. IT’S GREAT!!! Also el sooper defends the free market. Again. THen he defends the two Petito cops!! WOW! Go listen now!!
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Effective immediately, followers MUST be vaccinated if they read my tweets, this one included, and if they are not vaccinated, @JessicaHeddings will stab them with a needle that may or may not have some vaccine.
THIS WEEK we had a Jess on, and we talked about dislap, the best decorating product in Tartarus. Also we talk slow Norwegian tourist show for some reason and the gweets, get your gweets. There’s a little bit about the kraken lady, and some kracks, and the Gettr version of Catsup and honestly, where the heck did catsup come from?! Also slow-TV and joy-thieving puppies. Go gettr some catsup!!
THIS WEEK!! It gets wild. We talk about the four insane Wednesdays in January. We start off with el Sooper talking about he just found out that he sounds like a jerk! What?! We do a short recap of the NFL conference championships where all our hearts were broken and crapped upon. THEN we talk about all the nuts in politics and how we cannot stand them all and we just want out!! On the way we Stirewalt the Stirewalt, and also the Reddit GameStop uprising rebellion, and where it is right and where it is wrong. SO MUCH FUN. Then el Sooper talks about how Charles Payne stabbed him in the heart and crapped on it. NO MORE FUN STOP IT I CAN’T TAKE IT. It’s intellectual GLUTTONY for your brain, stupid!! Go get a substack. Then we talk about meme crimes from 2015, and Jess’s calumnies and what the meanest nurse said to el sooper in the DMs, and a funny tweet. Because everyone loves funny tweets. ALSO Chinese butthole coronavirus testing. Come watch the doom unfold with us. Or listen to it anyway. Whatever.
After a significant internal investigation, #sooperpodcast co-host @JessicaHeddings has been stripped of her duties after her significant role in a listener uprising against the #SMOTUS orchestrated in an unapproved podcast dm channel. Our nation can finally move on.
THIS WEEK we have a Jess and we still don’t have a Matt, we’re looking out there if anyone sees him wandering about, send him our way!! We talk about choking on almonds and the knob squad, and also the Pappillons sooper exclusive DMs line!! Also, politics I guess and also the little Baby Jesus star in the sky and also then the Russian hack and the zoom hack and some glandsplaining shenanigans! Also world famous pediatrician Johannes Kepler. WOW!! Go listen now.
This week! We don’t have a MATT but we have a Jessica and we talk about loud keyboards and then I recall the glories of the #GringoArmy, then there’s a weird interruption we have difficulties, we have technical difficulties but we suffer through. THEN we continue and we give our assessment of the debate, sorry, it’s politics and we hate ourselves, then we mock the leeeberals and the coyotes and all the coyotes bringing the leetle latinos over the border, also we talk about el Sooper’s brain and how it thinks and it gets weird, then he guesses what a logo of a store is, and then also Jessica stuns and shocks him with new information he didn’t know before. And also we talk about hats hats and more hats and it’s wonderful. They’re not nuts, they’re almonds. Enjoy!!! Hoozy toozy hossenfeffer!!