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Election conspiracy attorney Lin Wood is retiring because Georgia BAR is full of Freemasons and satanism, he says

I was honestly halfway through writing a tweet predicting that Lin Wood would do exactly what he did, but I thought better of it yesterday when I saw he was retiring.

The crazy nutcase I have writing about for years to document his insanity is being threatened by disbarment, so instead he is pre-empting the action and retiring.

Here’s what he said about it on his Telegram account: 

“Anyone who suggests that my voluntary retirement from the GA B.A.R. was out of fear of disbarment, does not know me or has not followed me very long on Telegram,” he wrote.

Apparently he just discovered the Georgia BAR is satanic:

My retirement request to the GA B.A.R. was planned and timed in the manner and timing of my choice after much prayer and time spent reading the Holy Bible.

Through the litigation process, I concluded that the GA B.A.R. was heavily infiltrated and led by Freemasons and other secret society members and its symbols were satanic.

Well that’s convenient.

Anyway, here’s a bunch of the crazy batshit insane stuff he’s been saying in his quixotic crusade to claim Trump is still in office and he never lost the 2020 election. 

1) In May 20201 he said that Trump was still in charge of the military even after leaving the Oval Office: “Donald J. Trump is still the guy the military will call for the code if they need a first strike. Joe Biden is not the president of the United States.”

2) In the same speech he said Trump had been clearing out child molestation tunnels underneath Washington DC with massive explosives.  

3) In December 2020, he called on Trump to declare martial law after the Supreme Court refused to hear some case related to claims of fraud in the 2020 election. In case you don’t remember what happened, Trump didn’t declare martial law but Jan. 6 did happen a month later.

4) In that same speech in May 2021 he claimed that everyone who went to Biden’s 2020 inauguration was a traitor who should be executed by firing squad. 

“March them outside and you shoot them dead in a firing squad!!” he said to great applause from a crowd of equally stupid dipshits. “Send those people to hell because that’s where they’re going in due time!”

Here’s the exact number of people who believed Lin Wood’s batshit crazy claims who will admit he was wrong and admit they were wrong: zero.